Name: Elsa And Spider-Man
Duration: P00H04M00S
Description: This is a rather cynical song to include on Optimist, but I figured it was important. This song is about "Elsagate," a scandal, conspiracy, or otherwise strange occurrence which is the copious amounts of YouTube videos that are ostensibly for children, featuring characters such as Elsa and Spider-Man, but which feature adult themes and are generally not appropriate for anybody.

Elsa And Spider-Man

from Optimist by Kevin Calaway

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This is a rather cynical song to include on Optimist, but I figured it was important. This song is about "Elsagate," a scandal, conspiracy, or otherwise strange occurrence which is the copious amounts of YouTube videos that are ostensibly for children, featuring characters such as Elsa and Spider-Man, but which feature adult themes and are generally not appropriate for anybody.

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Vietnam scarred the baby boomers
Generation X had Reaganomics
My tribe, the 90s, had the screen revolution
Generation Z had Parkland

But can you imagine PTSD before the age of three?
These kids so young won't know what hit them
Drinking the milk of Elsa and Spider-man

Laceration
Urination
Reckless alcohol abuse and sexual grooming
Johnny? Johnny? Yes, papa

Can you imagine PTSD before the age of three?
These kids so young won't know what hit them
Drinking the milk of Elsa and Spider-man

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from Optimist, released June 5, 2018

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Kevin Calaway Seattle, Washington

I could while away the hours conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain - but who has time for that? I regulate my mood with musical catharsis and publish my diary on the internet for the whole world to hear, wearing my heart and my influences on my sleeve like a man who really needs to do laundry. ... more

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