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1.
Where does a scarecrow go during the off season?
2.
Spring Fever 02:57
When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight You’ve got yourself up in my head My heart beats hard, my brain is dead And everything I start to dread Has already been said When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight Spring break The sweat breaks over my brow The last thing that I need right now Tell me some way tell me how I can deal with this right now I’m sippin’ on iced tea I’m contemplatin’ me I’m losing sanity I’m rhyming constantly I’m finding a way to make the good weather last I’m out in the sun and I’m having a blast But I know on the inside, my heart’s overcast In the blink of an eye, everything is gone fast When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight You’ve got yourself up in my brain Please wash it out, bring back the rain You’ve left me in a world of pain You’re driving me insane When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight Spring break The sun shakes my spirits up I tried to stop it but I’m falling in love I brace myself, I keep it tough But deep inside I’m falling in love I’m slippin’ off Earth now I’m sellin’ my cash cow I’m shippin’ to Moscow I’m takin’ my last bow I’m ready to just call it a day I’m ready to storm in and demand my pay I’m ready to call my life a state of decay I’m ready to crush it all just like clay When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight When the sun comes out I lose the ability To think straight To think straight Spring fever
3.
Radical 04:57
You say I can have your lips But I have to beg, trading shame for kiss Either way I can never have your heart You said that you couldn’t see It was meant to be, I wanted it to be I knew you knew it wasn’t from the start “You’re a good man,” you said to me “For any of the other liars, But you’re not who I think I need; I’ve a spark but not a fire.” You toss me left and you toss me right I won’t go gentle into the night You’re like a storm upon my shore And I won’t let you stop till you give me more And I’m a shipwreck on a beach Sunken treasure out of reach Weathered by winds so Radical I never thought I’d feel like this On my knees again, trading shame for kiss But the way you make me feel I can’t describe Let’s work a little deal out, The first one’s free if I make you shout Hey, begging’s just as easy as a bribe “It’s time that you got over me,” I probably should just forget her “But I still need you, can’t you see? There’s no friend I like better.” You toss me left and you toss me right I won’t go gentle into the night You’re like a storm upon my shore And I won’t let you stop till you give me more And I’m a shipwreck on a beach Sunken treasure out of reach Weathered by winds so Radical Break-ups are supposed to hurt And the first is worst… the first is worst? So that means things will get much better, right? I never thought it would last forever Just more than never But I guess it’s time to kiss this heart goodnight Don’t you see you’re breaking my heart? Getting drunk off capri suns Till she blacks out You toss me left and you toss me right I won’t go gentle into the night You’re like a storm upon my shore And I won’t let you stop till you give me more And I’m a shipwreck on a beach Sunken treasure out of reach Weathered by winds so Radical She said I could still be her friend But she said the fling would have to end How could I possibly get over this? I should have begged for just one kiss…
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O, Ronnette 03:20
Tears streaming down your face And soaking in the lace Of your dress Oh, Ronnette The mystery is gone I can’t keep holding on We’ve come too stressed Oh, Ronnette Oh, baby yes, I! What’s wrong with your face? I’m leaving tonight! So don’t wait up late I’m making you cry? You tossed me aside! And you’re still alive So swallow your pride I gave you everything I had You ran off with another man That put us in a Hefty bag I think that now you’ll understand that Baby yes, I! What’s wrong with your face? I’m leaving tonight! So don’t wait up late I’m making you cry? You tossed me aside! And you’re still alive So swallow your pride I’m going out to grab a gouge To cut your lover’s heart right out I will not waste another thought The bride will do the groom will not Baby yes, I! What’s wrong with your face? I’m leaving tonight! So don’t wait up late I’m making you cry? Oh, give it a rest Find some other guy Freaking Ronnette Tears streaming down your face And soaking in the lace Of your dress Oh, Ronnette The mystery is gone I can’t keep holding on We’ve come too stressed Oh, Ronnette
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The sixth of November is coming so quickly You’ve wrestled the thought down now of being with me You’ve met a nice rags doll he’s hot and he’s cold And his martial arts training, you’re caught in his hold Because he’s the one And it all comes crashing down in your Face over heels, you’re trapped in the corner No ring in his future, he turns now to torture He’ll touch you, he’ll touch her, he’ll touch her all over ‘Cuz you still don’t know him the way that he knows her And you’re calling mayday as he’s making headway You know that your love just like wrestling’s fabe and kay But you’re the one And it all comes crashing down in your face What happened to forever What happened to never Forgetting the signs You were meant to be together I’m green, he’s a veteran I’m green again, natch, Not as green as your nails make me With the sound of their scratch And it all comes crashing down in my face
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Nice Things 02:28
Dateline: Thursday in Queens A man is writing letters seldom to be seen He writes them out for the love of his life He sees her daily, knows he wants her for a wife He showers her with affection and smiles And everything, trying to win her heart with guile She tells him no, that she simply cannot And she goes home and she gets lost deep in thought She’s afraid to be the one who loves the man more than he loves her ‘Cuz she’s been burned before and she don’t need another lover The man feels betrayed and rejected every day But the woman’s even lonelier because she won’t agree Dateline: Friday in New York He sees her strolling casually through Central Park She caught his eye and she gives him a wave She prays today’s the day she’s going to be brave He broaches the weather, suggesting a walk He hopes she’ll fall in love after a little talk She goes along but she doesn’t make a move She’s only got one heart, something she doesn’t want to lose She’s afraid to be the one to love the man more than he loves her ‘Cuz she’s been burned before and she don’t need another lover The man feels betrayed and rejected every day But the woman’s even lonelier because she won’t agree To a dance Call it a date Call it romance Or call it fate What she needs’ A helping hand Swept off her feet She needs the man Dateline: Sunday in Queens This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Every dog will have his day At least that’s what some people say But that’s just three short hours for a boy But what would you make of a fortunate pup Who kept his luck when his day was up And God had granted him enormous joy? Would you believe that a man may be Satisfied completely And need ask nothing more of the world? I know it’s true because I met you And before our lips had touched I knew This fortunate pup only needed one heck of a girl I’d like to hold your hand I’d like to take you out I’d like to be your man I’d like to make you shout I’d like to see you smile I’d like it very much What I’d like most of all Is to feel your touch They told me ignorance was bliss Simplicity was happiness The little things are worth the most in life Well, I’m a fool, and that’s all there is to it And you’re smaller than me, a great dane to a poodle if That’s happiness, then what’s the use in strife? Would you believe that I may be Satisfied completely And willing to stay right here for you and wait? I know you do because I met you And before our lips had touched, you knew This fortunate pup needs no other mate. I’d like to hold your hand I’d like to take you out I’d like to be your man I’d like to make you shout I’d like to see you smile I’d like it very much What I’d like most of all Is to feel your touch My love for you is a work of art You’ve left your territory mark on my heart I’m yours and you are mine, oh baby, let’s start Look at me and listen to your heart now Tell your mom you won’t be back till sundown Let me hear you laugh, let me hold you when you cry Let me know that you’re always gonna be mine Would you believe that a man may be Satisfied completely And need ask nothing more of the world? I know it’s true because I met you And when our lips first touched I knew This fortunate pup only needed one heck of a girl I’d like to hold your hand I’d like to take you out I’d like to be your man I’d like to make you shout I’d like to see you smile I’d like it very much What I’d like most of all Is to feel your touch
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Photograph 02:33
You disappeared from my photograph I dig your new disappearing act I wish that you would teach me your tricks If you could stand to reappear I won’t bite, girl, have no fear You teach me, I’ll tell you how I tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock It’s been a couple years So why do I still smell you You’re hiding in the box beneath my bed The rusting metal coffee pots The Tool CD I one time bought The skin cells that fell off when dry and dead I’ve finished yet another script It’s called “The Bored and Nondescript” I thought that it might illustrate my thoughts I know you’d never finish it And so I never finished it I thought three lines was a good place to stop go stop go stop go stop go It’s been a couple years So why do I still hear you Your voice is ringing outside of my ear The country pop that fills the waves Martin Luther freed the slaves The thought of cooking veggie burgers rare I can smell you, I can hear you I can taste you, I can touch you I can sense your presence But I can’t see your face It’s been a couple years So why do I still taste you Bacteria that toothpaste can’t get out Flecks of parsley in my teeth Say the hungry, feed world peace Chart the chewing chamber where I shout I can smell you, I can hear you I can taste you, I can touch you I can sense your presence But I can’t see your face
9.
She left her home to win a shiny, new adventure Free as a bird, the kind that can’t be chained She got a job, albeit one with nothing ventured Felt unfulfilled, like she had nothing gained She told her family, I’ll be the one who’s different I’ll make a life for me, I’ll never be tied down She had a dream to is but now she isn’t That’s fine with her because she’s a housewife now She passed her classes like a straight-C student And always hoping that they won’t be B’s She lived Silvertide’s idea of prudent Unlocked the door and threw away the keys I bet she’s saying, aren’t we glad we waited Three-hundred seconds was more than she could allow Her life’s ambitions have been finally consummated And she’ll die happy because she’s a housewife now
10.
Danielle 03:08
You know so well I loved you, Danielle Any fool can tell I loved you, Danielle But the nights I lay In my bed awake As I told my tears They’d soon go away I didn’t love them the way I wanted to And I’m glad you’re gone ‘cuz the nightmares are too So good-bye, Danielle (good riddance, babe) I’m wishing you well (good riddance, babe) I’ll see you in time (good riddance, babe) But right now, good-bye Cuz I see you’re fine With some other guy And it’s good to know That you’re still alive But you’re killing yourself just to please the dude Like I killed myself just to be with you You said it was a slap to the face Well you and me, both, baby You know so well I loved you, Danielle Any fool can tell I loved you, Danielle Has it really been eleven months Since you bumped me off and you said we’re done? Man, it feels like eleven years Since I held your hand and I called you dear I guess I truly am a fortunate pup ‘Cuz you’re out of my life, that’s a spot of good luck Think of all the good times we had Like I opened my mouth, you were instantly mad On a scale to ten, you said I was the one I prefer my games when they’re actually fun Babe, I wonder how we started to be Because it feels so right now my heart is free Take back the promises, take back the gifts You can pawn ‘em and go see a psychiatrist ‘Cuz you need one, babe. Are we good? All right, good. Good-bye, Danielle I’m wishing you well I’ll see you in time But right now, good-bye You said it was a slap to the face Well you and me, both, baby
11.
I made friends with my new friend Bobbi When she said that she needed a friend I made time for my new friend Bobbi When she said that she needed some time I made space for my new friend Bobbi When she said that she needed some space I wrote a song for my new friend Bobbi When I thought I knew how to rhyme Maybe I'm a backboard, catching rebounds is my destiny Maybe I'm a backbrace, thrown away after recovery Maybe I'm a backstepping backpeddler with some backstabbing friends Maybe I'm a backwards love story starting at its end I made out with my new friend Bobbi When she said that she needed an out I held hands with my new friend Bobbi When she said that she needed a hand I made love to my new friend Bobbi When she said that she needed some love I made good with my new friend Bobbi When she said that she needed me bad Maybe I'm a backboard, catching rebounds is my destiny Maybe I'm a backbrace, thrown away after recovery Maybe I'm a backstepping backpeddler with some backstabbing friends Maybe I'm a backwards love story starting at its end I knew well my new friend Bobbi When all I thought I knew was her name I fell in love with my new friend Bobbi When I thought I was falling in vain I'm attracted to my new friend Bobbi Though I'm shoved by her positive state So I missed out on my new friend Bobbi When I thought I was missing her train Maybe I'm a backboard, catching rebounds is my destiny Maybe I'm a backbrace, thrown away after recovery Maybe I'm a backstepping backpeddler with some backstabbing friends Maybe I'm a backwards love story starting at its end Maybe I'm a backboard, catching rebounds is my destiny Maybe I'm a backbrace, thrown away after recovery Maybe I'm a backstepping backpeddler with some backstabbing friends Maybe I'm a backwards love story Yrots evol Yrots evol Yrots evol Yrots evol Yrots evol Yrots evol Yrots evol (ad mediocris)
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Through the eyes of a Tesla coil Electric chair is nothing new Through the eyes of a meager mortal A thunderous romp Electric stomp Come on Will you dance the dance of death Don’t worry if you run out of breath Elijah paved the road with EMF Do the electric car And everything you want is ours Just climb up Jacob’s ladder to the stars Call me Dr. Frankenstein And I will be Franken with you You could say I have a beautiful mind I made a life It made it out Alive Will you dance the dance of death Don’t worry if you run out of breath Elijah paved the road with EMF Do the electric car And everything you want is ours Just climb up Jacob’s ladder to the stars Hold the line Hold your fire Hold the rod Fight with power Fight with light Fight with God If the rod was Good enough To do you in Then the rod is Good to not let Satan win Spark ol’ Sparky Will you dance the dance of death Don’t worry if you run out of breath Elijah paved the road with EMF Do the electric car And everything you want is ours Just climb up Jacob’s ladder to the stars
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Ingénue 03:53
I need a new ingénue Someone who I can ruin Someone to whom I do Hiss and boo, no one foolin’ What if I was a joker in a past life? What if I was a serial killer? What if I could deny you the last rites? One step closer to returning to gorillas What if I was facing these demons? What if I was one myself? What if I didn’t have my reasons? What if I was a little temper tantrum brat Losing my emotional health? I need a new ingénue Someone who I can ruin Some will gawk, some will mock Who could knock such old-schoolin’? Can I get you a pitcher of water? Do you mind if I wash myself first? Mister, please, I’m in love with your daughter Just married cans stringing out of her hearse Tell me, girl, if your nightmare is ending Does it start when you open your eyes? Don’t look now but our love is trending We better give ‘em what they want and What they want is that they want a nice surprise Out with the bad air In with the good Am I the man that you think I should be? Out with the good air In with the bad Baby gets so beautiful and ruddy when she’s mad Out with the bad air In with the good Little old me coulda never understood Out with the good air In with the bad Darling, you’re the best thing that I ever had Ronnie had nothing on Dani Dani had nothing on Bobbi Bobbi had nothing on you My little ingénue! Should I make your bed for you, sweetie? Satin, linen, and a gold leaf rose Girl, I’m warning you, you’re gonna get freaky Yes, I’ll launder your pantyhose Do you need anything from the market? I can get it in a jiffy if you do You’re my baby but I don’t have to like it Ingénue ingénue ingénue ingénue ingénue I’m the new ingénue Someone you can ruin All over again

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My debut vocal album! Some songs you know, some you don't!

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released May 22, 2014

Kevin Calaway - vocals
Microsoft Sam - piano
Lernout & Hauspie Michelle - guitar
Setup Wizard - bass
Clippy - drums

Featuring:
Bonzi Buddy - saxophone
Jeeves - violin
Marck Calaway - bgv/bums

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Kevin Calaway Seattle, Washington

I could while away the hours conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain - but who has time for that? I regulate my mood with musical catharsis and publish my diary on the internet for the whole world to hear, wearing my heart and my influences on my sleeve like a man who really needs to do laundry. ... more

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